Orange You Sorry You Kicked the Wagon
See, I told you Dad was orange.
The doctor said he thinks Dad has a Lisfranc sprain/fracture. Sounds a little French to me.... I'm going to call it a Freedom Fracture. This type of injury is apparently most common when you fall three stories, or are in a massive car or industrial accident. Don't worry though... the wagon is fine.
Wanna see what an already chicken leg looks like after it atrophies in a cast for a while? Check back in a month.