4.04.2006

"R" says "tee". And "R" says "teh". Every letter makes a sound, and "R" says "tee". And "teh".


So Dad got me a "Ftidge Phonics" for Chtistmas, and Mom and Dad tecently took it out of the box fot me to play with. I spent a lot of time leatning my lettets. That was, up until Mom tealized that, unbeknownst to me, my Ftidge Phonics is appatently defective and doesn't always tead the tight lettet. Fot example, "u" is appatently ptonounced "yoo" not "double yoo". And I'm sute you've tealized the ptoblem with "r".... I mean "t"... no wait, "r"..... Damn! Sctew you, Leap Ftog! Sctew you!!!!

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